Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Can I Get "The Department of Law" to arrest those Candy Bars?


Leave it to Sarah Palin to do what has been the impossible these past days. She made me laugh myself silly with her speech about how "the department of law" in the white house would save the president from any gaffes. Seriously, she would like to be protected by "the department of law". Nothing like silly politics to take your mind off food.

The gluten flu is gone. The lower carb flu is mostly gone. The cravings, or should I say the specific cravings are gone. I still want something sweet after dinner and I still want something else after lunch.

If someone were to have told me that sugar free jello would be my choice of dessert I would have laughed at them. No one is laughing now. The really dark red stuff is my favorite. Sometimes I top it with a little whipped cream made with fake sugar, and sometimes I eat it naked. Naked jello. OOOOOOOooooooh.

My foot pain is about 80% better in under a week. My leg pains and cramps are almost negligible, and I am waking up in the morning not wanting to sleep anymore. I can feel the energy, like someone infused me with extra new lithium batteries charged on full. After months of lethargy, I almost don't know what to do with it.

My complexion is clearing up. That is really nice since I thought I was just doomed to have adult acne forever.

It is the little things that change daily that are making me think that what we eat is how we feel. It is just unfortunate that there isn't a way to eat a pint of ice cream with no fallout. This calls for an invention people! Invent! And hurry it up please.

But the very best part of all is no more reflux. No more sleeping on 6 pillows or taking an odd assortment of medications or several tums each night. No more waking up to that awful burning esophagus. I really appreciate being able to almost sleep soundly through the night.

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